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- Mood:
accomplished
so we had SPA today. sianness la. the freaking burettte tip agaaaaain. when i put it CAREFULLY into the conical flask, it hit the side and there was a drop there. i saw pervy wong coming so i quickly put all my grubby fingers around the top part of the flask so he couldn't see it. HAHA.
so anyways, i was talking to keith ong the other day and he is like damn gay now. excerpts from our conversation:
keith says:
some fat guy in my class he study what looks like damn hard
keith says:
and still get same marks as me if not less
keith says:
he still anounce that he study DAMN hard
keith says:
makes him look stupid so fat not enough
keith says:
he got b for chinese
keith says:
thats about what saved him from zero
keith says:
avinash the smelly one
keith says:
in spring
keith says:
he blossoms cherry blossoms
keith says:
but to my horror it is dandruff
HAHAHA says:
ay you XXY ar?
HAHAHA says:
now you abit whiner ar
HAHAHA says:
your doc make you eat hormones ar?
he is really damn whiner lor!!! i would expect to hear these kinda things from eugin or zheng gang that chao gay but not keith ong lor! HAHA!! i think his XXy chromosomes are kicking in now. symptoms of XXY syndromes: may display female characteristics, have learning difficulties, very small testes, may develop breast or secondary female characteristics. HAHAHA.
anyways, i heard this week that sylvester that sissy is joining our class next year. along with cyrus (maybe). cyrus ok la. got malay boy that means friday can leave early. haha. but SYLVESTER. ugggh. still traumatized by his fan/strip dance at dancefest. yucko much.
- Mood:
uncomfortable
warning: this will be a VEEEEEEERY whiny entry [yeah i'm in THAT kinda mood]
so i met up with amanda wong today. i haven't seen her in a loooong looong time. what with her being busy with As and all. yeah so we rarely meet up. well today i asked her out cuz i was SICK AND TIRED of going home after school on FRIDAYS. i swear, the people in my class. are soooo not spontaneous and terribly un-fun. after school, they either go home to mug like fug, stay in the fecking library or have pw meetings [where they do real honest work] OHMYGAAAAAAAA. and they're the only people i can hang out with cuz the poly people are busy. my sec school friends are all preparing for Alevels and my friends who are older have to go to NS!! it totally sucks. i used to look forward to fridays and now i hate it. its fecking gross.
so anyways she was telling me bout how her class is like suddenly so fun la. they've really improved from last year. she was telling me all this fun stuff. and then we had a revelation. last year, her class was totally a snooze fest and my class was lke dman funny and shitz. and i would be laughing and telling her all the nonsense we do in class. and now its HER turn to amuse me and MY turn to be envious and wish that i was in her class!!!!
i swear, going to school is sucking all the fun out of me. i walk around ALL THE TIME with this blank look on my face. i hardly laugh. when i do its not hearty. its just a slight chuckle. i wish i could go back waaaaaaay waaaay back. maybe even to before i was born. yeah that'd be nice.
ugh. so anyways, more tests and shitznits coming up. teachers are still piling us with work. i guess it won't fucking stop till promos. can't wait for that. then i'll be free.
- Mood:
blank
WHATTHEHELL!!! why i must see her? and it's only addressed to me. omggggg i damn stressed now and trying to think if i behaved badly in class or what. omg lor. i hate it when my mum has to meet my teacher. i like it when school and family are separated. fuck la. fuck fuck fuck. this can't be good!!!
- Mood:
aggravated
HOHO. so friday was dancefest. i didn't wanna go for the longest time ever but then last minute decided to and made wx, euin and zheng gang split the cost of the ticket with me. haha. i shall report on what was seen and heard at dancefest (SO NOT WORTH 8 BUCKS PLS) so anyways, there were 4 groups comepeting in dancefest and SYLVESTER was one of them. HAHHAA. he called himself street cat. prior to dancefest i'd already heard he was dancing to BUTTONS by PCD haha so i was quite looking forward to that. HAHA.
HIS DANCE LIKE SHIT LOR!! he just kept walking around and using his chao fan to fan himself and keep swinging it open. like whatever la!! so anyways, i heard from a reliable source that he wanted to strip down to his Speedod but in the end only strip till his singlet and shorts. AIYA. nothing interesting. anyways, it was unanimously decided that TP's modern dance SUCKS! wa lao pls la. they all look like kids dancing lor. and they'd invited the MJ dance to come and perform. wa lao they come out only it's so obvious MJ dance is much much better and polished. plus, they had at least 3 guys. TP dance only got ONE LIMZHENGGANG. HAHAHA. that stupid gay.
and the emcees were horrible. i know both of them so i didn't complain much but the people sitting right behind us(eugin wx sandu and me) were like saying "omg why she come out again? so irritating." and then when she came out from backstage they were like "AY AY your best friend come already." ER HAHAHA. i hope nobody does that to me when i do road run this wed. [more on that later]
anyways besides the competition and dance performances, chinese drama also came out do do a little skit to raise funds for the CHINA sichuan ppl. ugh. ya it was quite good but the audience made daaamn alot of noise and booed like hell la. but they damn professional lor. haha i saw joyce tse on stage so i didn't boo or whatever. haha. so anyways, we were sitting near this tall indian guy who sits near us during chem lectures. then he was drunk (along with dylan) so he kept shouting stuff la. HAHA but his comments damn funny la!! cuz got on part the abusive husband's phone rang then he was like "AY OFF YOUR PHONE LA!" hahaha then when the husband picked up the indian guy was like "OH 4D lose money!!" HAHAHHAA.
and later when the wife and the son had an emotional moment after the abusive husband was chased away by the son he was like "AY DIVORCE! DIVORCE!" ohwells, you can't blame the non-chinese in the audience la [which is ALOT since this is tpjc we're talking about]. they act everything in chinese. and some parts so soft/chim i didn't understand it even though i'm chinese! anyways i heard from zheng gang that when the chinese drama ppl went backstage they all wanted to cry. i have to admit, i felt quite sad. HAHA.
PUI WAH'S MRS LEE
i know, the title sounds weird but it'll soon be obvious why. HAHA so on sat, eugin me and sandu met at somerset to watch pui wah act as MRS LEE!! HAHAHA. i was terribly late la. cuz i didn't know what to wear and in the end settled on a dress stuffed into a skirt. HAHA. so, when i reached, the 2 idiots were already eating macs. so ok. then we went to cuppage plaza where pw's church is. so weird right? why church in shopping centre? like the rock lidat. ya so we were settled into this cosy auditorium like place. haha and somebody was sitting in the row in front of us so i was quite happy. ya anyways, we sorta got tricked into attending the full service, cuz we didn't know it was like a small part only. we thought it was mostly the play!! yes so we sat through all the singing and whatnot. where eugin and i would look at each other as if to say "WHAT are we doing here???" ya and finally pw came out!!
hahaha she damn funny la. but quite pro lor. she was acting as this teacher called MRS LEE!! haha. the skit was quite funny la. pw only got 5 lines lor!!! most of the time she was acting with the kid's mum and nodding her head furiously.
so anyways, after then skit was like 1.5hrs more of service to go. omg i almost DIEEEEEEED la pls. all the singing. and the SPEAKING IN TONGUES. hahhaa totally reminds me of junxian. hahahhaa. not that he speaks in tongues, just that we used to laugh at ppl who spoke in tongues. anyways pw was asking me what i thought of christian churches. i said it doesn't feel real la. like pls la. you think 2000 yrs ago jesus and all his disciples got play rock music and dance around one MEH? then she said this was to attract the young ppl ma. pls la. why should a RELIGION ATTRACT believers? its not like its trying to sell a product lor. it should be that you believe it yourself then decided to join to religion what. not join it cuz it's like tons of fun or the ppl are great thats why. its the spiritual meaning that you need to understand and in a catholic church the meaning is just clearer la through the rites and all. ok this religious talk is bothering me. haha shall tell you what KAUSALYA LINGAMANAICKER that smart indian did today.
so we're supposed to be announcers for road run together this wed along with this guy called che kun. but we still have no script and no practice. so apparently fung sms-ed her and asked if we were free tmr at 1. haha the stupid indian girl. didn't bother checking with me la. cuz she knows i'm free what. so she said oh jozette is free and then realized she didnt have che kun's number so she sms-ed me and typed alot of other horrible bitchy nonsense INCLUDING GOSSIP BOUT FUNG. and then guess what? she sent it to FUNG. HAHAHHAA. omg damn funny pls. i dunno how she's gonna face her tmr. i'm gonna have to be her shield. aiyo so embarrassing la pls.
- Mood:
calm
today was full of nonsense with sandu. haha it started off in the morning when i showed her my new handphone accessory-the letter J in bling-bling. HAHA. then..
me: ay you should get an S.
S: i dun want S, i want A!
J: ok. then change your name to Andra lor... eh, then your nickname would be ANDU!
us: HAHAHAHA.
eew so gross la. Andu Singh. hahaha. sound like a cheeko banu.
haha on tuesday we had assembly. so during myspace mytime [this stupid stupid thing initiated but bitch choo, who else, where reluctant student go up on stage to do an act/public service message sorta thing]. haha so these 2 guys went up there and started talking about muscle cramps and hwo you get them and blah blah. then they got a pe teacher to run out on stage and pretend to have a cramp in his leg. haha and one guy showed us what to do and the other guy was like narrating la.
Guy #1: (holds up pe teacher's leg at an angle)
Guy #2: so when someone has a cramp, let them lie on the floor and lift up his/her leg at a 45 degree angle. then. the.. the THING causing the cramp will move up and FLY OUT.
HAHAHHAAHA. pls sandu and i almost died laughing la! hahahhaa. ya so anyways, while walking sandu kept complaining that her calves hurt.
J: ay must be cramp! omg faster lie on the floor! (we were on the escalator then HAHA)
S: ya and what are you gonna do? lift my leg up so the cramp can MOVE UP AND FLY OUT AR? HAHAHA!
hmm i just realized. what if got like menstrual cramps ar? then lift your backside up? then the cramp fly out from where??
haha during lunch. my sister kept calling me la. she gave me like a few missed calls so i smsed her back
J: why you keep calling me?!
T-balls: HAHAHAHA sorry. accident. i will lock my phone, it's very naughty.
HAHAHAHA. its damn funny to hear her anthropomorphize her stupid phone.
and later, out of pure randomness, she sent me this: "i'm in the toilet now and i heard someone farting like SHIT. and someone said "you eat chicken wing anot?" AHAHAHAHA . SHIT. another person just farted."
HAHAHAHA. my younger sister is hilarious lor!!! it must be her 3rd child humor. they're always so funny even though they don't mean it.
anyways sandu and i were damn high after reading that la and everytime someone mentioned chicken wing we would laugh like hyenas. HAHAHA. funny shits la the 2 of them.
anyways i gotta go to school tmr. not for open house but to help jacqie sew her costume for art! haha i feel guilty bout missing her tsd performance thing so shall make up by doing hard labour. bah.
- Mood: chipper
last friday i met up with choc julie and the bearbear. it was fun, we were bitching bout JC life and shitz. haha was telling them how i fooled some poor J1 councilor into thinking that i was royalty. and made them call me 'princess' HAHHAA. we spent so much time talking and laughing, i think the amount i laughed that night was more then the total amount i've laughed these 2 terms.
i argued with my sister a few days back. she sent me an sms saying she passed her driving test. i replied her with a 'oh whatever' because
1) her passing her driving test doesn't mean much to me. is she gonna drive me to school? will she get a car soon? is she gonna let me drive it after i get my licence? NO,NO,NO.
2) i didn't mean it in a dismissive sorta way. just like a 'whatever, HAHA.' kinda thing.
3) [most important] when i told her i passed math [49 i think] she just said "so, that's still not a pass what." even after i told her it was an E=PASS. but she claims that its only a pass if you get 50, to her.
so we had a lengthy sms argument. she'd be like "oh next time you pass your test all i say whatever la" and i told her "you'd already did that." blahblah. again she was doing what she always does, twisting her words and manipulating the story so it's always beneficial to her. say what oh she gives me all this criticism so i can improve, not get complacent, didn't mean to hurt my feelings blahblahblah. i almost cried la [hormonal+feeling sick that day]. it's fucking difficult for me to pass math. please, i got retained cuz of math. WHATTHEFUCK RIGHT. so what? she expects me to get an A is it? when like a few mths back i was still getting Us. whatever. i think i have come to realize i do not need to seek her approval for anything. it sucks being the 2nd child when the firstborn is a manipulative, controlling bitch. even my mother listens to her. arguments with her always end with her winning because you are too tired to rebutt her. her expertise is twisting stories and facts so they are advantageous to her. whatever bitch. i ended it off with a "i'm never teling you my marks again because i couldn't care less for your comments. and you may not have meant it but you did hurt my feelings so you can't blame me for not being overly happy that you pased a (stupid) test."
she took revenge this morning by taking her own fucking sweet time to bathe. she didn't even come home to sleep, WHY COME HOME TO USE THE TOILET? fucker. i had to bathe in the other one which had no heater. i swear i almost jumped out of my skin. and i had to use the gross smelling green tea shower foam. yucks. and when i went to change in the room she banged the door so hard the windows shook and i thought the grilles were gonna fall off. luckily, even after all that fucked up shit i wasn't late for school.
huilin didn't come today and i spent 1.5hrs by myself in the library watching fated to love you. thank god for techonology. she's not coming again tmr so gotta dl more episodes today.
after school, went to meet jamie. we were doing lotsa catching up and spilling out all our problems. it's nice to talk to someone who's not from tpjc and who know ppl i know but whose inner social circle overlaps only by a small margin. haha so cheesy we bought the same handphone accessory. HAHA. and then drank starbucks. ugh. i'm afraid i might not be able to sleep tonight. but it probably doesn't make a difference anyways. i've not been getting any good quality sleep so getting less of it won't do much damage.
ok, enough ranting i guess. hmm i realized that some ppl read my blog but don't comment. leave me a comment. it can be nonsense or whatever. HAHA. just make sure it's funny so i can laugh a bit today. comments button is below the entry.
XOXO Jozette [WATCHED TOO MUCH GOSSIP GIRL]
- Mood:
cold
so anyways, the exams are over! i've gotten back chem bio [H2s] and econs [H1]. I PASSED THEM ALL!!! HAHA although i know these exams are nothing compared to the ones we had last year [and failed TERRIBLY], i still feel quite happy that i managed to pass 2H2s and 1H1. haha. esp econs. omg very lucky lor. my teacher is this annoying midget who can't teach so i had to study econs by myself. i got C for econs lor! haha the highest out of all my grades so far somemore. so paiseh sia. last year my econs like fuck lor. maybe the new class atmosphere is helping? anyways i was fretting over bio but in the end i still passed! hahhaa. but not a very good one, only a D. i feel quite bad cuz i know i CAN get at least 60 but i relied too much on my past year knowledge i.e i didn't revise those topics. boo.
HAHA for our post-exam outing, zheng gang, sandu, huilin and i went to watch zohan. OMG IT IS FUCCCCCKING LAAAAME!! HAHAHHAHA the only saving grace was that we went at like 11+ so we had the whole cinema to ourselves!! omg have you tried the spicy mcnuggets? FUCKING SHIOK!! hahaha. i just realized that in the past week i have eaten macs almost everyday. no wonder i can't shit. i love going with gang cuz then we can eat 20pieces! damn shiok i love spicy nugnugs!!!!
classes are back to normal now and i am still finding it fecking hard to adjust!! can't bloody sleep at 11 and wake up at 6.30 when i'm used to sleeping at 3 am and getting up at 5 pm. boooo! and mondays are so loooooooong. starts with pe and ends at 5pm! omg pls la. i'd fucking kill the bitch who planned our timetable.
so yesterday, went for lunch with my classmates+gang's classmates+kausie&junxian. it was supposed to be a small group of us only cuz ugly gang was damn happy he passed bio so he said he'd treat me to lunch. haha then i invited kausie along. then somehow my classmates, christina, puiwah, sylvia, weixing, eugin also came, along with gang's classmates kimberley, joelle and cherie. kausie and i met junxian at the side gate so we asked him to come too cuz i damn long nvr see him/hear him verbally abuse me/beat me so i miss him many many!! HAHA. anyways now junxian looks like a penguin. actually he looks like BIG Z from surf's up to be exact. HAHAHA. i miss 07S16!!!!!
hmm i haven't been blogging for so long, i've lost the feel of it!! it used to come to me naturally leh. i'd type it like i'm relating it to my friend. HAHA. oh no. i think i might have lost my sense of humor. :(
- Mood: cold
Day 1
got up at like 5+, met jacqie at int to get court shoes, lugged my fucking heavy duffel all the way to mrt station and met pui wah at bugis. 
then sat all the way to buona vista. then, had to take bus 95 and then the internal shuttle to PGP (Prince George's Park) the hostel we were gonna stay for 4 days. the place is quite nice la. look like condo. 
it was one person to a room. so quite spacious. except the place look like mental hospital/jail la. 
HAHA. yes and it was DAMN BLOODY HOT! gross la. ya so anyways, dumped my stuff and went for opening ceremony. 
<--me, pw, sylvia
after that went for 1st committee session (CS) i went to the UNDP one cuz my pw and sylvia were there. omg it was terrible. so cheebye boring. they talk all the serious stuff i have no idea what the fuck they were saying. ya so i left early with my 1 pther press corp friends to go bathe sp dun need to fight for toilet with the other ppl on our floor. haha. and something damn embarrassing! cuz during CS, delegates will pass notes around la. then there will be ushers to help you pass your notes. so in UNDP, there was this indian usher girl la. and i thought she was damn chio lor. ay she look like bolloywood actress ok! haha. ya so yan ping and i were in the toilet. i was peeing la. then i was complaining to her how boring UNDP was. but there was a chio usher in there la then suddenly from outside i heard someone say "er. thanks." so i was like thinking, "what the hell. thanks for what?" then yan ping said "er. omg she's here, outside." HAHAHA fucking paiseh!! i waited damn long in the cubicle until she left then i went out.
haha ya so went to bathe. and every night there will be a social event. 1st night was movie night at cine cathay la. watch what? NARNIA. eeyer. lame la but the movie ok la. ya then we had to bathe+make our own way there from 5.30-7. fuck la. crazy right? NUS is in fucking timbuktu lor! how the hell to get there ourselves right. ya so obviously we were late for the movie la. even had to cab to the mrt station lor. ya so after the movie we came back. luckily they chartered buses to take us back.
yeah then cuz i hadn't eaten the whole day, at 1+ am we decided to order macs. ay fuck the spicy nuggets are damn shiok lor!!! i wanted to eat green tea mcflurry but it's fucking TWO FIFTY. siao.
Day 2
this was probably the funnest day i had there. and only because i went out the whole day!! so in the morning. natalie (person in charge of press corps) put us into groups la. so i was in group 8 with this one other TJ girl called justina.
<-- justina, me she came late la. and when she came i knew she totally had FUN POTENTIAL. hahaha. you know why. she came into a damn serious conference. with CHOCOLATE BISCUITS AND A CAN OF CHRYSANTHEMUM TEA. HAHAHHA. funny lor pls! ya so we were like snacking and talking talking then halfway i got really bored and thirsty so we decided to go up to the supermarket to get drinks and sweets. then we still didnt wanna go back to conference so i said aiya lets go to my level's kitchen la. cuz every level has a kitchen. and i tell u, it's the most cooling place in the whole block and is bigger than the dorm rooms. ya so we sat there eating and drinking then it was time to go back la cuz we left our stuff in the conference room.
then we go back sit for 5 mins, it was over. haha. then her TJ friends came over to find her la. so i met li meng, this chinese boy that totally looks malay! haha. ya and he had fun potential too. so we were like griping bout how boring it is. then i was like "fuck this thing la. let's go orchard. let's not go for the next CS." hahaha so we decided to go orchard instead! so the 3 of us, plus this tpjc girl anisah, went to orchard. then i called manda. she said she was at cine, with her SIG (Student Interest Group) ppl. it's this thing where you set up your own interest group la. duh. dumb TJ thing i guess. ya so hers was a singing one la. then they were at cine's kbox. ya so i told her "ay i bring 2 TJ suckers along ar. HAHA."
so we went there and then turns out that everybody knows everybody else! cuz li meng and justina's friends were there! haha so we stayed till as late as possible cuz the social event for the 2nd night was cancelled. twas supposed to be dinner at loof but some parents called and said "ay why you taking my kid to a bar?" ya so it got changed to delegate interaction. fucking lame la. natalie said meet for pizza. wa lao. so boring la. then we saw this guy bala on the shuttle on the way back la. he said he was going vivo. then we were like. "eh wanna go out not?" and i was damn happy la cuz i really cannot tahan the room. then we had trouble planning intinerary so justina said she'll go out with her bf. then i told li meng aiya let's go to my best friend's house. i think we can stay there tonight la.
ya so met LM downstairs after bathing and then took bus, bus, mrt, bus to manda's house. the played wii until damn late and went to LM's house to sleep cuz manda's maid going back the next day so her parents didn't want us in the way.
Day 3
we woke up at like 8+ la when we were supposed to be in NUS by 10. wa siao. we were like fucking tired then even at the road we also stoned. got no car we also dunno then still waiting like idiots. HAHA. ya finally we bus mrt bus bus-ed back to NUS and natalie sorta scolded me for being late la. aiya whatever. ya anyways, i covered WHO and my article got published!! hahaha. never thought i'd be so happy to see BY Jozette Wong somewhere.
yeah and after that was the last social event la. which they made out to be damn formal la. but then i die also dun believe. cuz the venue was in PGP. and pls la. if its so near to where you sleep ar how formal can it be? ya and guess what? i was totally right! ppl were like wearing dress all, make up until thick thick. i wore a white top with a brown skirt and heels la. and they were like "eh you look like you just went shopping at orchard then now you going clubbing." eh whatever la. i was the smartest dressed lor. because we went down to the place and realized. it was a FUCKING BADMINTON HALL. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!! cheebye funny la can. i looked at the place i feel overdressed. i look at the ppl around me i feel underdressed. HAHAHA. and then. the tables and chairs right. are those white color plastic kind used for funeral one lor! HAHHAHA. and every table had one normal sized styrofoam plate and one metal tray la. the plate had sausages and the tray was pasta. FUCKING GROSS LA. HAHA i didnt eat cuz i knew i was going out with my sis later so decided not to eat that gross food. yeah so we took some pics la. haha can see the white plastic chairs behind.
<-- pw, cherrilyn (most ppl were overdressed like her), me, sylvia 
<-- me, justina, li meng 
<-- gillian (used to be from tkgs), me, pw, sylvia yeah and then they dimmed the lights and played like some dancing music. and ppl actually started dancing! HAHAHAHA. fucking funny la. in the morning ppl play badminton at night you come dance dance here. haha and no drinks how to dance? you can't dance when you're sober lor. ya so i left early but nto before going around with dhana, cherrilyn, sneha taking pictures with weird random ppl all. i'm still waiting for those pics. HAHA. badminton hall. HAHA. yeah then met my sis and bro-in-law. they say the place is damn nice and made me bring them up to the room. whatever la my sis said she can saty there forever. yeah right. wait till she finds out must share toilet. gross-ness.
Day 4
finally, i packed my bags and upped and left. thank god i only had to sleep there for 2 nights. enough to kill me lor. and oh ya. during the 4 days my mother would send me weird messages like "joze hw are u? i miss u. did you shit?" HAHAHA. and then i'd reply her and she'd nto reply me. WHAT THE HELL RIGHT.
- Mood:
tired
my grades have improved tremendously since last year. i dunno if its cuz i've learnt all this before or if i am forced to pay attention in class [due to various reasons i shall explain later] whatever it is, i haven't been failing anything including maths and chem, VERY SURPRISINGLY. i have passed most of my econs tests too. so i guess i should be happy i got a chance to do this again.
my J2 friends keep telling me they would love to do J1 again. i say nothing, because the grass always looks greener on the other side. retaining sucks. i foresee a lot of problems in future. i know for a fact that my concession is expiring in jan 2009 so i would have to make a trip down to the pasir ris place to extend it.
as mentioned earlier, i am actually forced to pay attention in class. you know how on the first day, the teachers come in and they tell you if you don't do THISTHISTHISTHISTHIS they will send you to discipline committee/suspend you/detention/report you to principal blah blah blah. yeah well we know they're not serious right. somehow my classmates actually listen to all this and they are actually AFRAIN of those pussies. i mean. pls la. you see a cheebye short fart come to class say "you dun do my hmwk i will send you to the principal's office." you confirm will be like "aiya go and die la. see your pussy face you dare to send me there meh. i stand up you only reach my tummy la can. fucker." but noooooooo my classmates actually do the work, hand in stuff on time. like omg. its like. there is unity in numbers. if the whole class doesnt hand this particular assignment by friday then even if you hand in next tuesday also will seem normal right. fuck lor. they say hand in by friday my clasmates hand in on thursday. cheebye.
and also, you know in class, everybody talks right. and when everybody talks your conversation seems very soft compared to the noise level in the class right. but omg nobody else is talking walao. not only does it seem loud you actually feel bad for being inconsiderate and it sorta kills the mood for further conversation. there have been countless times when my classmates and i were just getting to the good part when suddenly we feel many eyes staring at us. fuck la. ugh ok nvm about depressing stuff.
haha today, sandu asked eugin what is unemployment. eugin was like "unemployment is when the FUCKtors [he meant factors] of..." sandu already PPPPOOOO, spit water all over the place. HAHAHHAA. and today i was telling the kids bout PONY. HAHAHHA. ok i'm actually not supposed to say this. i damn scared my sister reads it la. HAHA. but yeah many years ago when i was 11, my cousin had this friend called mei jiao la. and we called her jie jie mei jiao and she like ran away from home or smth, so she stayed at my uncle's house. yeah and she lived there with her boyfriend called pony la. and they would like bathe together and sleep together and all and then when later jie jie mei jiao was moving out, my uncle found out that pony was A GIRL. HAHAHHAHAHAHAA. omg damn funny la pls. fuck i actually got fooled by pony! i really thought she was a boy, although i thought her voice sounded a little gay. HAHA. and coincidentally iPony is this econs mnemonic where i=inventories p=price o=output n=employment and y=income. HAHAHA. danm funny la. then whenever someone mentions pony we will laugh like shiiiiit. HAHHAA.
after our exams sandu and i went to that horrible pasir ris place to get a replacement ezlink card cuz mine's like spoilt. fucking wait damn long la. then after that went to tm to look for shoes for my cousin's wedding. TMR and i still havent found them. we were freeeaking hungry so ate taiwan chix [haha learnt from mum] and then still hungry so ate breadtalk. i had the creamcheese and cranberry bread and sandu, the spicy pork floss bun. i even helped that shorty kiap the floss off another bun to put on hers ok!!! HAHAHAHA. then we walked around ntuc trying to find JAGABEE! haha omg did you see the advertisement? its damn cute la! HAHHAA. i love all these crazy jap people. and omg i'm watching healing hands now and the karen's son is DAAAAAAMN CUUUUUTE!!! hahaha.
yeah and then we were walking around, all hungry with our concaved tummies when sandu suddenly grabbed me and said. OMG I KNWO WHAT WE CAN EAT, i was like. fuck a my heart almost dropped out of my cheeblye can! and then she said "we can eat POLAR!! HAHA" i was like " errrr? riiiight. why?" "BECAUSE I GOT VOUCHER!! HAHAHHA" yeah so we ate tons of polar stuff and then we were sitting and talking nonsense all.
anyways i gots to stay in NUS for a few days in june cuz i'm in this stupid SMUN [singapore model united nations] thing. its like a conference shit. yeah with ppl from thailaind china all coming here. HAHA. eeyer i dun wanna stay there!!! who is gonna wash my cloooothessss????!!! siiiiiiian. and so far away and can't like go out shop shop or what. ers la. maybe i can break out at night. yeah! HAHA.
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retaining's mellowed me a lot. i know almost everything [literally] and so at times my NEW classmates seem noob-ish and stupid and childish. but i've learned to keep my contempt to myself [don't know what they're gonna do when they read this. HAHA] i certainly miss kausie and jo and pei and annur and S16 very very much. i still see them around in school but the feel is different. the vibe is different. there are lesser common topics, conversations are fillled with pockets of silence.
on the other hand, although i like my new classmates and i fit in and all [i hope] i still feel distant. i'm.. OLDER. 1 year in JC does a lot to you. plus i can get my licence, i pay adult price at polyclinics, i can buy drinks LEGALLY. having experienced the fucked up lifestyle of JC for a year this stress doesn't affect me much. although i am surprised by the amount of homework they're giving this year. i take failures in my stride [not that i have failed anything. YET.] i find it odd that my new classmates are freaking out, being depressed over failing a small fac test or what not. and my classmates are all muggers. they're actually passing their tests so early in the year. i remember the first time kausie and i passed chem. it was in term 3. it used to be 20 failures: 5 passes now its 22 passes: 3 failures. i shocked. kausie's shocked too. HAHA.
i feel sick when i go to school. there is nothing to look forward to. i haven't laughed heartily and genuinely for a long time. i miss those days with jo pei kausie joyce phoebe and annur. we'd play cards and talk bout jumping sperms and BJs and who's hot and who's not. now, i've hardly touched cards, we spend lunchtimes, well, ACTUALLY EATING LUNCH. and yeah. everybody seems so damn immature. i hate school, my mum's been giving me flak for getting retained [waste her money waste her time waste he blahblah all] ah. whatevs.
ps i'm not being emo or whatever its just that there is nothing joyful/fun for me to write about. i wish i could blog like i used to, do all the fun stuff over again. come to think of it. the last time i had fun was...... 23feb, when jacq lizzie bear vicky and lishan celebrated my birthday for me and then after that bear me and jacq went to ECP to play with NTUC shopping carts and take tons of ugly pictures. fun times, those were.
and oh, i've got midyears tomorrow. econs and gp. :( what a depressing start to the hols. i just hope everything improves with time.
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- Mood: amused
"MUMMY I GOT 13 OMG OMG OMG."
"ya. but......... HOW'S THE MATHS?" HAHA stupid idiot. but i am officially the smartest kid in the wong family because nobody else got 13. woohoo. i think i might be going to either TP or MJ. heh heh.
so when we were all queuing up i was damn nervous and i was gonna cry anytime then i saw the people who already got their results and they were crying like shiat la. and i seriously thought i would get 21 cuz there was a 21 in our class. omg then atiqah came to me and she was crying like shit and i was so scared and like omg then when i got my result slip i didnt know where to see my score i just saw a five and i was like OMG it's me it's me. then cow took the paper and said "WA WHY YOU GOT SO MANY A?!!!!!" hahahha then she counted and i got thirteen. wa lao. the most agonizing 5 minutes of my life man i was crying like some dick la. haha. turns out i got five As la. where got 'so many'? haha but all A2s so that's ten points. then get this. B3 for GEOG!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGG
HAHA. my sis is damn annoying she kept smsing me asking me if i was 'EXCITE' hahahahah. that's what borat likes to say. "ARE YOU EXCITE?"
- Mood: EXCITE
OMG DAMN ANNOYING RIGHT. he looks like a fat pig lor. OMG so sickening look at the hand!!!!!! OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG IT IS KILLING ME so bloody irritating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is the picture taken right after the one above.
HE LOOKS DAMN CUTE!!! but he's damn smart la. he purposely does something different so that he stands out. OMG SO ANNOYING everytime i see/think about the first picture i will laugh like crazy. HAHAHHAA.
- Mood: amused
CURSE YOU, THE STUPID FUCKER WHO STARTED THIS MESSAGE. "send this to 9 ppl n u will pass ur o level with flying colous. this is a luck charm n if u delete it, u will fail ur o levels.. sori i got no choice but to send."
BLOODY FUCK. NOW EVERYBODY SO SENSITIVE YOU GO AND START THIS NONSENSE FUCK FUCK FUCK I HOPE YOU FAIL YOUR O LEVELS LA.
[edit] HAHAHA this is damn funny. nashmi told me that sak sent her the message and i told liyana and it seems like sak very kan cheong her marks cuz yana told me that she never reply her emo message but can forward this kind of stupid message. HAHAHAHA [edit]
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i'm going for SA's X-country on wed. does anyone else wanna come? we can go after the running bit and we won't get caught cuz it's a east coast. that's public property, man.
anyways today i went for dinner at my mama's house and my 4month old niece micayla was there. i'm not v close to her mum [my cousin] so i don't feel as attached to micayla as ash or dill. and somemore horh, her father is a banu. but luckily she is fair la. HOHOHO. she looks so cheena you wouldn't believe her father is banu. so anyways they were talking bout how she's v fair and stuff and i said "aiya she's still so small now. her looks confirm will change when she grow up one la." and my uncle was like "no, last time taryn so black. now she also still so black what." HAHAHHAA. and my aunt said that when they went to see her after my mum just gave birth to her, they didn't know what she looked like so they kept looking at the far end of the nursery, at the fairer chinese kids. then my father came and he said "ay you know which is the baby anot?" and they were like "ya. that one over there right? *points to fair cheena baby*" and my father was like "noooooo, she's over here." and she was like damn near the window. HOHOHO. their first reaction was "AIYO so dark! you sure anot?" HAHAHA. oh poor thornzzzz i shall never let her know of this......... unless she pisses me off.
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